CEO of This Household | Luxury Wood Wick Candle | Oakmoss & Amber

The Vibe: 

Because nothing gets executed without your involvement.

The Story:

You’re the CEO, the COO, and the head of janitorial services. This upscale, sophisticated scent provides the boardroom composure you deserve, even if you’re currently just trying to remember where you hid the iPads. It's the ultimate luxury candle for household managers, working parents, and anyone else running every department at once.

Scent Profile: 

Oakmoss & Amber: Sage, lavender & oakmoss, and the composure it takes to make it look easy.

Sass Disclaimer:

Title is decorative. Authority will be questioned.

The Ordinary Sass Quality Standards:

Cozy, modern, and intentionally sensory. The soft frosted glass vessel adds a sophisticated touch to your household chaos, while the natural wooden wick delivers a soothing crackle—the only "background noise" you actually want to hear.

Hand-poured with premium wax and high-quality fragrance oils, these candles burn cleanly and evenly. The frosted vessel glows beautifully when lit, making your "unfiltered" life feel a little more like a luxury retreat.

The Logistics:

• • Vessel: 11oz Frosted Glass Jar with Maple Wood Lid
  • Wax: 7.2 oz. (204 g) Vegan Coconut Apricot Blend (clean-burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils)
  • Wick: FSC-Certified Wood Wick (trim to 1/8"–3/16" before each light)
  • Burn Time: 50+ Hours
    

Safety First (Because we’re adults, apparently):

• • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets who think they’re in charge.
  • View Fire Safety Guidelines