Disturbing the Peace | Luxury Wood Wick Candle | Cactus Flower & Jade

The Vibe: 

Consider this your official citation. No court date required.

The Story:

Consider this fragrant evidence that your peace is not up for negotiation. This crisp, green Cactus Flower & Jade candle is your first and only warning before things escalate. It's the ultimate boundary-setting candle for parents, roommates, and anyone else tired of repeating themselves.

Scent Profile: 

Cactus Flower & Jade: Aloe, agave & green florals, and the fine you'll pay in awkward silence.

Sass Disclaimer:

Violating this peace may result in justified sass. 

The Ordinary Sass Quality Standards:

Cozy, modern, and intentionally sensory. The soft frosted glass vessel adds a sophisticated touch to whatever chaos you're currently surviving, while the natural wooden wick delivers a soothing crackle—the only "background noise" you actually want to hear.

Hand-poured with premium wax and high-quality fragrance oils, these candles burn cleanly and evenly. The frosted vessel glows beautifully when lit, making your "unfiltered" moment feel a little more like a luxury retreat.

The Logistics:

• • Vessel: 11oz Frosted Glass Jar with Maple Wood Lid
  • Wax: 7.2 oz. (204 g) Vegan Coconut Apricot Blend (clean-burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils)
  • Wick: FSC-Certified Wood Wick (trim to 1/8"–3/16" before each light)
  • Burn Time: 50+ Hours

Safety First (Because we’re adults, apparently):

• • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets who think they’re in charge.
  • View Fire Safety Guidelines