My Last Nerve on Fire | Luxury Wood Wick Candle | Balsam & Cedar

The Vibe: 

A live demonstration of spontaneous combustion.

The Story:

Earthy and intense, this Balsam & Cedar candle marks the exact moment composure gives way to combustion. When lit, it's an open-flame warning that the grace period has officially expired. It's the ultimate aromatherapy for parents, coworkers, and anyone else currently smoldering.

Scent Profile: 

Balsam & Cedar: Eucalyptus, cedar & earthy moss, and the last ember of my silence.

Sass Disclaimer:

Candles end. To-do lists don’t. Sorry.

The Ordinary Sass Quality Standards:

Cozy, modern, and intentionally sensory. The soft frosted glass vessel adds a sophisticated touch to whatever chaos you're currently surviving, while the natural wooden wick delivers a soothing crackle—the only "background noise" you actually want to hear.

Hand-poured with premium wax and high-quality fragrance oils, these candles burn cleanly and evenly. The frosted vessel glows beautifully when lit, making your "unfiltered" moment feel a little more like a luxury retreat.

The Logistics:

• • Vessel: 11oz Frosted Glass Jar with Maple Wood Lid
  • Wax: 7.2 oz. (204 g) Vegan Coconut Apricot Blend (clean-burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils)
  • Wick: FSC-Certified Wood Wick (trim to 1/8"–3/16" before each light)
  • Burn Time: 50+ Hours

Safety First (Because we’re adults, apparently):

• • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets who think they’re in charge.
  • View Fire Safety Guidelines