Patience (Running Thin) | Luxury Wood Wick Candle | Blackberry Vanilla

The Vibe: 

What's left of a fuse that used to be longer.

The Story:

A fragrant warning that the fuse is almost gone. This luxury wood wick candle is for the moment right before you snap—officially out of patience and fully out of filter. It's the ultimate stress relief candle for teachers, parents, and anyone else operating on borrowed calm.

Scent Profile: 

Blackberry Vanilla: Black cherry, plum & sugared vanilla, and the fraying edges of your sanity.

Sass Disclaimer:

Bring caffeine. Or hold your tongue.

The Ordinary Sass Quality Standards:

Cozy, modern, and intentionally sensory. The soft frosted glass vessel adds a sophisticated touch to whatever chaos you're currently surviving, while the natural wooden wick delivers a soothing crackle—the only "background noise" you actually want to hear.

Hand-poured with premium wax and high-quality fragrance oils, these candles burn cleanly and evenly. The frosted vessel glows beautifully when lit, making your "unfiltered" moment feel a little more like a luxury retreat.

The Logistics:

• • Vessel: 11oz Frosted Glass Jar with Maple Wood Lid
  • Wax: 7.2 oz. (204 g) Vegan Coconut Apricot Blend (clean-burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils)
  • Wick: FSC-Certified Wood Wick (trim to 1/8"–3/16" before each light)
  • Burn Time: 50+ Hours

Safety First (Because we’re adults, apparently):

• • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets who think they’re in charge.
  • View Fire Safety Guidelines