Social Battery: 1% | Luxury Wood Wick Candle | Oakmoss & Amber

The Vibe: 

Activating low power mode for your personality. 

The Story:

A visual and olfactory warning that the "Available" light has officially turned off. This warm, grounding sage and lavender scent creates a sensory perimeter around you, signaling that small talk is currently restricted. It's the ultimate introvert candle for anyone who's tapped out and needs a recharge.

Scent Profile: 

Oakmoss & Amber: Sage, lavender & oakmoss, and a firm refusal to answer any further questions today.

Sass Disclaimer:

Small talk is now restricted.

The Ordinary Sass Quality Standards:

Cozy, modern, and intentionally sensory. The soft frosted glass vessel adds a sophisticated touch to whatever chaos you're currently surviving, while the natural wooden wick delivers a soothing crackle—the only "background noise" you actually want to hear.

Hand-poured with premium wax and high-quality fragrance oils, these candles burn cleanly and evenly. The frosted vessel glows beautifully when lit, making your "unfiltered" moment feel a little more like a luxury retreat.

The Logistics:

• • Vessel: 11oz Frosted Glass Jar with Maple Wood Lid
  • Wax: 7.2 oz. (204 g) Vegan Coconut Apricot Blend (clean-burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils)
  • Wick: FSC-Certified Wood Wick (trim to 1/8"–3/16" before each light)
  • Burn Time: 50+ Hours

Safety First (Because we’re adults, apparently):

• • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets who think they’re in charge.
  • View Fire Safety Guidelines