You're Stuck With Me | Luxury Wood Wick Candle | Spiced Oat Milk

The Vibe: 

A fragrant reminder of your permanent roommate.

The Story:

The perfect witty gift for your spouse or partner who knew what they were getting into (or at least, they do now). This luxury candle features a scent that lingers, much like a point you made in an argument three years ago.

Scent Profile: 

Spiced Oat Milk: Cinnamon, oat & brown sugar, and the "no-return" policy of marriage.

Sass Disclaimer:

Arguments end. My point doesn’t.

The Ordinary Sass Quality Standards:

Cozy, modern, and intentionally sensory. The soft frosted glass vessel adds a sophisticated touch to whatever chaos you're currently surviving, while the natural wooden wick delivers a soothing crackle—the only "background noise" you actually want to hear.

Hand-poured with premium wax and high-quality fragrance oils, these candles burn cleanly and evenly. The frosted vessel glows beautifully when lit, making your "unfiltered" moment feel a little more like a luxury retreat.

The Logistics:

• • Vessel: 11oz Frosted Glass Jar with Maple Wood Lid
  • Wax: 7.2 oz. (204 g) Vegan Coconut Apricot Blend (clean-burning, phthalate-free fragrance oils)
  • Wick: FSC-Certified Wood Wick (trim to 1/8"–3/16" before each light)
  • Burn Time: 50+ Hours

Safety First (Because we’re adults, apparently):

• • Never leave a burning candle unattended.
  • Keep away from flammable objects, children, and pets who think they’re in charge.
  • View Fire Safety Guidelines